Today in Extraordinarily Odd
"The mag justified the touchup by saying Sarkozy's awkward position in the boat made the bulge look bigger than it was."
Gee, its lucky Yeltsin and Arafat are dead. Those two were pretty damned rotunned; they would have had a hard time not being understandably torn apart by Fashion Editors. You can just imagine a forlorn and insecure Boris Yeltsin pushing away a plate of sour cream laden Borscht after a particularly stern meeting with Anna Wintour. [source]
“The graphic artist, whom we have already suspended, didn't see the cigarette. It was a mistake."
Because looking at visual details in images is way above and beyond the call of duty when it comes to being a graphic artist. They’re not even trying to deny it. [source]