The investigations and scrutiny of Britney’s conduct as a pet owner and mother seem relentless but, even though they’re essentially egged on by shrill, headline happy gossip rags, the concern seems justified. That’s probably why L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services has finally started gearing up for an investigation into Britney’s treatment of her children.
After the Department of Child and Family Services investigation is conducted it will be interesting to see the difference between the way in which her treatment of her dog/accessories differs from that of her actual children. Britney’s non-specific but certainly dominating delusion certainly makes it seem as though her children could easily double as handbags when Britney goes out –who knows, maybe she really thinks her kids actually are handbags on the way out the door. She certainly can’t tell the difference between a dog and a handbag, that’s for sure. An investigation by the SPCA ascertained that the dog was accidentally stepped on in the closet. That only happened because that’s probably where Britney keeps all her fashion accessories, including dogs. The dog was probably hanging out attentively next to the shoes because to Britney, a dog plays essentially the same role as a shoe. Or at least it comes in at more or less the same price as one.
If the kids are taken away from her and, if the reportage on her behavior is true (which it must be because it was printed in a magazine) then it will be hard core breakdown time for Britney. I thought we’d seen “breakdown” by Britney but when you think about it; when she divorced K-Fed she lost a husband. With the kids, they’re her actual flesh and blood. Get ready for more shaven heads and cutting sessions a la Winehouse.
Hell, I could even see her wandering down the center of the highway in a nightgown with 4 lanes of traffic on either side as she tries to understand what the hell Hamlet is all about. Actually Britney reading Hamlet is a really great idea. I’m going to write a letter to the President. [source] [source]
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