Friday, August 24, 2007

Amy Winehouse and her husband Mr. Civil were in a freaking insane altercation which involved the slashing of actual human flesh in the hotel in which they are staying. According to the UK’s Daily Mail, Winehouse was cutting her own flesh and her husband, Blake burst in and apparently stopped her. They started to argue and there was tension as you’d potentially expect from an interaction with a woman whose hair is the size of a small bear and who was cutting herself and about to do drugs with a call girl.

The Daily Mail reports:

“ At around 2.30am, said guests, the fight sounded like it had restarted - then Miss Winehouse was seen sprinting down the corridor to the lift, pursued by her badly bleeding husband.One guest who got into the lift to reception at the same time said they started shouting at each other. "Amy was in floods of tears. This guy was screaming at her."She was cowering in the corner and I thought he was going to hit her. When the lift door opened, she took off across the lobby at a real pace."
Ok, look, the thing is – let’s not jump to any rash quick decisions about what this all means. It could simply have been a charming dinner party scuffle where they had ordered room service and Amy wanted the Pinot Grigio to go with her halibut and Blake wanted the Shiraz for his beef and they thought it was a bit much to order two bottles just for a mid week dinner in a hotel. Heavens, we’ve all had our slight, terse disagreements over wine before and it’s always so much more dramatic in the moment.

Alternately, watching the two of them fight must be like watching a really intense life sized puppet show; all those thin spindley limbs everywhere. It’s a wonder nothing snapped! Of course, something did snap anyway though, didn’t it? Something indeed snapped. Minutes later all was in order when they took a pleasant stroll about the town. Splattered in blood. [source]

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