Reality TV character, sex tape maker and associate of Paris Hilton, the cripplingly pointless Kim Kardashian is only able to sustain her level of notoriety because she has a fat ass. We all know that. That’s why nothing she does is interesting. Beyond the infantile heterosexual American male fantasy anchored in the taboo area of anal sex that she seems to symbolize there’s no point to her. Now, she’s apparently dating football player Reggie Bush. Perfect. The two symbols of alpha male desire get together.
Ok, that’s fine. Done.
Actually, not quite. Kim Kardashian goes on to say:
"One thing I did learn from ‘07 was to try to keep it as private as possible so I’m trying to hold that close to my heart but I’m here with everybody that I love."
Which is about a truthful as Ashley Tisdale saying she had a deviated septum. What utter bullshit. The main thing she learned from 2007, and this is beyond the understanding she already had, is that anything is fodder for publicity and seeing as she has no freaking talent she needs to use every detail of her life to get publicity to stay as marginally famous as she is.
That’s why she says and does dumb ass things to get attention. Last time she made any news it was because she had apparently been robbed at JFK except as the minutes went by it became far more likely she was lying and just wanted attention. Still, at least she knows her place. She would need to be muted if she ever thought she could release an album or actually act. And by muted I mean have her actual mouth sewn up. Stapled. [source]