Monday, January 28, 2008

The Post is reporting that Britney Spears’ mooching companion Sam Lufti has had three restraining orders out on him and that he’s probably a psychopath on some level. I feel like this is all old news. I mean, I seriously remember reading about how he was a demanding, erratic, manipulative vampire months ago and even if I hadn’t, it’s not like it would be hard to figure out.
As the minutes go by, it seems, regrettably, that Britney isn’t actually doing this whole “unhinged” routine because she is interested in some kind of self negating performance art that will culminate in a strong statement to Western Culture that it needs to self examine. She’s actually just nuts and people around her are, consequently, opportunistic asses.
I mean, hi, she’s been dating one of her captors.

Plus, Sam Lufti is actually Osama Lufti which could mean he’s a terrorist. I’m aware that his name has been brought up before and the terrorist thing has been alluded to but I just don’t think it’s been alluded to enough. Terror. OOOOoooooOOOOooooo terror.
So, in short, Sam Lufti, Britney’s friend, is probably a murderer. A terror based one. Or something. [source]

1 comment:

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