Friday, January 25, 2008

It’s rumoured that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins and two things come to mind about this.
One, when Nicole Ritchie was pregnant the only thing I could think of was that the child inside her would eventually grow to the extent where it would surpass her in body weight, gradually consume her and then hatch from the meager flesh egg her body would become seeing as she was Posh Spice thin, minus the silicon.

Angelina Jolie may be part jaguar but her feline efficiency and ability to see well at night is only really kept in check by the fact that she’s maddeningly thin. Can her body sustain one kid, let alone two?

Plus, it’s already been proven that she likes her own offspring far less than the kids she and Brad Pitt have collected from around the world so in many ways, her getting pregnant is somewhat like giving a new child to Lynn Spears. Why go there again? Mind you, Shiloh Pitt is probably going to grow up and just be some ethereal muse with long wispy blond hair living in an apartment in Paris fluttering around the place in white chiffon offering pure truthful insights into people’s auras so, maybe twins will be endowed with Wonder Twin Powers.

Yeah, kick out a few kids Angelina. It’ll do the world good to have living demigods walking about. [source]

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