After thinking about it for a little while, Pam Anderson really IS getting divorced from her current husband, pimp-to-the-stars Rick Salomon and she had him served with divorce papers only a few days ago. Why we're finding out about this now is really an appalling indictment on the gossip media industry and I am going to write a letter to someone to complain. They really seemed like a match made in heaven in the sense that Anderson is a self acknowledged “ho” and Salomon is really only famous for having had sex with Paris Hilton on camera.
It seems likely that Pam Anderson has spent about as much time deliberating over getting divorced from Salomon as she spent actually married to him. What a charming winter romance that has turned out to be.
Oh well, it’s back to the old corner again for Pam. I kid, I think she’s a class act. [source]