Monday, January 14, 2008

After I finish this post, I swear to GOD if I have to write another god damned anything about another self important porn star I will puke my guts right out of my own head relentlessly all over anyone who gets in my way. That being said, here’s something about Jenna Jameson.

Jameson attended the AVN Awards in Las Vegas and presented the award for “Cross over star”, an award given to people who presumably manage to make porn and then do something else without becoming rabidly addicted to something and having a complete soul rupturing breakdown. I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone stand up and speak at an awards ceremony and talk about themself more than Ms. Jameson. What an exhausting woman! No wonder she has to date a man who looks like a brick shithouse, he’s the only man with enough physical stamina to be able to keep going when she gets on a self involved rant and he’s probably too moronic to be able to really take on board what she’s actually saying. She actually congratulated herself at one point. Jesus, SHUT UP you rancid ho. She actually IS insanely thin. Insanely. IN. SANE. LY. THIN. and probably diseased (probably).

Thank Christ they booed her when she said melodramatically she would never “spread her legs for this industry again”. Well, half of them did. They’re an American entertainment industry audience though so their first instinct is to scream applause at anything but then when she said she was leaving they had to re-consider so there’s a whole lot of confusion going on. Plus, as porn stars they’re collectively about as analytical and intelligent as a flock of retarded gulls so there’s that.

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