Wednesday, January 23, 2008

The Post reports that Lenny Kravitz is claiming he has been celibate for three years now because he’s holding out for some quality. "Where I'm at in life, the women have got to come with something else, not just the body, but the mind and spirit. It usually trips them out, but that's the way it's going to be. I'm looking at the big picture."

Women who apparently haven’t come with anything else yet include his former wife Lisa Bonet - and former girlfriends Adriana Lima, Devon Aoki, Natalie Imbruglia, Vanessa Paradis, Kylie Minogue, Madonna, Penelope Cruz and Nicole Kidman. All of them are just packets of body. Nothing else. That pretty much confirmed what I thought about Nicole Kidman and Kylie Minogue anyway but Natalie Imbruglia? Shock!

This is the sexual equivalent of joining the Kabbalah cult. It’s a move in the culturally opposing direction to everything the celebrity markets themselves as to attain some form of extra dimensional depth. There’s no way the heavily marinated sex machine that is Lenny Kravitz isn’t bangin’ hos regularly. Britney and the Republican set claimed celibacy for years and it was nauseatingly untrue and patronizing but done for pretty obvious marketing purposes. This isn’t as bad as Britney and Jessica Simpson claiming virginity, but it’s still pretty astonishing. Get your hand off it, Kravitz.[source]

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