Friday, January 04, 2008

Not to be outdone from her corner of the wilting popularity triangle, the New York Post reveals that Lindsay Lohan actually did fill the void with alcohol while in Capri being honoured for her contribution to cinema. Yesterday is was reported that she did not drink while out partying in Italian nightclubs, she only catered to her void filling obsessive tendencies by making out with three different men in a matter of hours.

Actually, she fell off the wagon. Her lawyer Blair Berk, who must be a glutton for punishment, was quoted as saying:
"After being handed a champagne bottle while on a dance floor in Italy on New Year's Eve and drinking from it, the good news is that Lindsay immediately stopped, called her sponsor, and got herself back on track." He added: "There is no magic cure here. Unfortunately, Lindsay has to share her 'one day at a time' with the entire world."

And you’ve really got to hand it to Blair Berk. That was astoundingly well quarantined. Who knows what the real story is. All that’s clear is, Lohan will not even let a genuine breakdown in Spears relegate her to the sidelines and that means she’s got fire in her still. I was beginning to wonder. She also apparently requires a multi-faceted approach to void filling. Sex and alcohol are both employed here so that's got to be a pretty huge void. [source]

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