Thursday, September 06, 2007

Not only is Oscar de la Renta not letting pointless consciousness vacuums like Tinsley Mortimer to his Fashion Week show this year, he’s also not letting anyone in as he’s not actually showing at all. The New York Post reports that de la Renta is opting out of Fashion Week so he can show his 40 billion dollar frocks at an old Christian Science Center instead. Way to take a step up. Perhaps they’ll serve watered down kool aid and bland choc chip cookies afterwards and everyone can wear crap stick on name tags that say, “Hello, my name is…” how ironically genius.

I don’t actually care about Oscar de la Renta on a daily basis but after yesterday’s dismissal of Mortimer I sort of felt a little bit of camaraderie for him. He’s tossing out the fluff and that can never be a bad thing. The thing is, is he mistaking the Christian Science Center for a Scientologist Center? I Oscy going Cruise Corp insane? This is about the point that I stop caring entirely. [source]

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