Just Jared has posted a fluff laden item about how the vivaciously fascinating Heidi Montag has bought herself a wedding dress and was seen trying on dresses prior to purchasing it. She’s engaged to her “The Hills” co-star, and future pimp Spencer Pratt and they will be getting married at some point primarily, it is presumed, because she has no self esteem and is a complete moron.
Still, the post is interesting for the simple reason that it ends with the question:
WHAT DO YOU THINK of Heidi’s potential wedding dress?
And yet, all rational indifference aside, it would seem that the far more pressing question would appear to be, “What do you think of Heidi’s wedding?” to which the correct answer is a general feeling of nausea inducing rage followed by boredom. The dress itself is inanimate and innocuous much like Montag herself in many ways. [source]