With Paris Hilton locked up, her neighbors are apparently less frightened and so they’re coming out of the woodwork for some good old fashioned, pursed lipped, backstabbing, neighborly gossip about her. Her oppressed neighbor Shelby Segall has let out all the hate about Paris’ total neglect of her pets and it’s not entirely surprising seeing as its unlikely Paris can differentiate between her dog and a shoe. Sometimes, she sees those moving shoes and wonders how they do it. How they actually move so fast when they’re just shoes. Are those moving shoes somehow magic? Oh, wait, they’re dogs. So, how is a dog not a shoe? And so on.
So, in short, Paris is vague and disinterested in animal life primarily because, we can only assume, she thinks of dogs as fashion accessories. [source]
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