While Paris Hilton was busy being both innocuous and the centre of international consciousness, a few other things happened.
When Lindsay Lohan crashed her car due to the myriad drugs in her system she was booked and now may go to jail. Well, it’s not certain but she was WAY more intoxicated than Paris Hilton and seeing as Paris Hilton went to jail, it would seem likely that Lindsay Lohan is currently sticking to rehab as a precaution. [source]
On his way out of office Prime Minister Tony Blair recommended to the Queen that Victoria Beckham be granted an aristocratic title enabling her already galactically entitled ego to expand even more. What exactly is it that gets you a title nowadays? Is it only something you get after you have pursued unending press visibility? [source]
But, even though this is all about un-Paris news, everything else aside: the Celebubeast is emerging. [source]