Friday, April 27, 2007

Today in Extraordinarily Odd

It would seem that police in the English town of Aberdeen need slightly more work to do because if they did then they wouldn’t have insisted on busting a stripper dressed in a police uniform for allegedly impersonating a police officer. According to pictures published by the BBC, the outfit included the word STRIPPER on the back where the word POLICE would have been, making it even less like the crime he was accused to committing. It’s nice to know that the officers went to the trouble of watching the young stripper actually do his act in its entirety before calmly taking him to the station to book him too. That’s a sign of thoroughness. [source]

A frustrated AC Milan fan decided it would be a good idea to put goalkeeper Dida up for sale on eBay after the goalkeeper didn’t perform so well in a game. What great about this is, as in, apart from the idea that you could potentially buy a person (and not just a Chinese baby this time, a real life, fully functioning adult) is imagining just how clever the clever young fan really thinks he is. It’s not entirely out of the question to suggest that the resentful emasculated fan is, in fact, the funniest, cleverest guy in the office. Everyone probably says so. [source]

A dead man rode around on a train for a half a day in Indonesia until people noticed he was actually dead. He apparently was found sitting in a locked lavatory and had just been going back and forth between the cities of Tegal and Jakarta. No specific word on the cause of death but it seems like it was either the result of his recent stroke or he crapped himself to death. Because you can do that. You can crap yourself to DEATH.[source]

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