Thursday, April 05, 2007

Celebrity Madness

Avril Lavigne’s anti-Spears marketing technique starts to sound unreasonably orchestrated – even for her persona – and she backpedals to balance out the hate - stating that she never actually said that stuff about Britney Spears. In fact, they don’t even know each other. As there’s nothing real at all about Avril Lavigne besides her petulant voice, un-corrected pointy eye teeth and unchallenged self indulgence, it’s a safe bet that her retraction was, too, a part of the campaign. Keep it reasonable. It’s the same kind of thing as Jonathan Rhys Meyers acting really gay so people think it’s far too obvious for him to actually BE gay. Those celebrity image crafters, just when you think you’ve cracked them, they morph and double their strength [source]

Poor Ron Jeremy. He’s been mechanically performing the porn star routine for so long, he now actually sleeps while he does it and doesn’t even notice when he’s signing people’s breasts. Now he’s in trouble for signing the breasts of two women who apparently didn’t actually want him to. He did something similar in Florida recently too. Maybe he just needs a little lie down. [source]

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