Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Star of Hannah Montana, Miley Cyrus may not have done a whole lot of dumb assed crap to undermine her position as a children’s TV star who is completely pure(yet), at least compared to Britney and Jamie Lynn Spears or Lindsay Lohan. I mean, there were those rumours that she was pregnant, sure, but they ended up being untrue.

Until now.

The Post reports that:

The teen idol, played by Miley Cyrus , is shown in her Disney 3-D blockbuster, "Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert Tour," in the back of a Range Rover with her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus, and neither is wearing a seat belt.

So, that basically means the Apocalypse is upon us. I mean, thank God Damned HELL the Post managed to scrape that up and report it because now that we all know, billions of deaths will be averted. What a chronic, probably malicious thing it is that Miley Cyrus has done and what a pure and virtuous quest the Post has embarked upon by reporting this.

Jesus, it’s a slow news day. I mean, it really is. I’ve also had a headache for like 2 days now. It’s becoming rage inducing. [source]

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