Monday, December 31, 2007

Referring to the fact that she’s engaged to acting deadweight Josh Duhamel, Fergie has told People Magazine "I feel like the luckiest girl in the world, I'm thrilled.". And that’s actually nice to know.

They make an interesting couple in the sense that while Josh Duhamel is more or less pointless besides the fact that he’s really hot, Fergie is actually talented as a singer and even if she’s not THAT great, she’s able to own up to being a basic mess and I really think that’s admirable.
Josh Duhamel’s career will probably get the boost he needs to start making better movies that means he may potentially take a step up from attending only corporately rigged travesty awards shows like the Blockbuster Movie Awards where Transformers won the award for “Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet” or and you hadn’t seen it because it hadn’t been released yet meaning that the entire thing was just totally inane, meaningless PR fluff.

Right now, Josh Duhamel can only really be one of those people who turn up to awards shows in sunglasses, jeans and a t shirt with a fresh tan to walk on stage and talk to people in the audience as he presents something crap to someone lame and predictable like Steve-O from Jackass. You know those crap awards shows where the audience never stops screaming probably because the bulk of them are wannabe PR flacks in the first 5 rows who are completely validated by the gift bag they’re getting and the fact that they’ll probably get to stand next to someone like Josh Duhamel at the after party. Yes, Josh Duhamel reeks of LA.

In fact, the bulk of Duhamel’s list of acting credits are interviews he’s done on talk shows.
Fergie on the other hand isn’t SO crap because she has a vulnerable side. Like the time she actually shat her pants on stage. Then later on she owned up to it. I felt a certain respect for her for that. She’s a little tiresome with all her insistence on being portrayed as someone who is a success because of her furs and jewels but at least we know she was once addicted to meth and shat her pants on stage. She didn’t piss her pants, she actually shat her pants. She probably shat her pants because of dreadful dreadful anxiety that led to the loss of control over her bowels. Again, she’s a pop star who has bowels. How many pop stars admit to that? Not enough as far as I’m concerned.

So, Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married and it’s going to help them both. Wait, how does it help her? Oh, she’s thrilled that’s right. But as if you wouldn’t be with that hot piece of ass. [source]

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