Thursday, December 20, 2007

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrence Owens has been quoted as saying that "Right now, Jessica is not a fan favorite -- in this locker room or in Texas Stadium," and of course, he’s referring to Jessica Simpson.

Right now is a really interesting time because the mere existence of the Simpson sisters – in a way similar to how the mere existence of the Olsen Twins has sparked a huge sense of vicious outrage from PETA – has inspired so much resentment that they’re both being blamed for the most inane, irrational things possible and no one is stepping in to say “Ok, yeah…listen, it’s not actually possible for the Simpson sisters to be responsible for massed failure outside their own sphere of influence.”

Although, it is really gratifying on some level to see two ditsy blonde Hollywood pop products get resented so thoroughly. I don’t even know why. I mean, what do I care, really? I guess the image of Jessica Simpson being a beacon of failure is mildly hilarious. It’s actually slightly funnier than that image of her falling down stairs bouncing the whole way on her breasts as she laughs hysterically at the roller-coaster like fun she’s having.

After all, Major Movie Star wasn’t exactly a masterpiece and she’s singing country music now for Christ’s sake.

The other Simpson is acting like a soul vacuum for the already hyper styled “Fall Out Boy”. God, what is it about them that means that they just suck up all the energy and leave cultural corpses behind.

See, I don’t even agree with the Dallas Cowboys and I’m still arguing their case. There’s nothing that can be done. The Simpson sisters are living metaphors for illness and failure. [source]

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