Tuesday, March 27, 2007

More Celebrity Madness

Angelina Jolie’s brother (who knew?) is worried she’s too thin. But wait, it’s not because she’s a publicity hungry narcissist like the kid adopted by Lionel Ritchie who shall remain unnamed because paying attention merely enables her. It’s actually because she’s grieving as a result of the death of her mother. Her brother James suggests that he is going through the same thing as well. For some reason, I’m hesitant to be hard core cynical about Angelina Jolie’s weight issues – saying things like, oh, how interesting that her brother has stepped in to tell people it’s actually not about vanity, it’s about her depth of emotional response to an understandable yet ultimately temporary tragedy thus getting her off the hook and talking about her humanity. No, that would be unfair. She’s a class act and people do lose weight because of depression and sadness. [source]

Jeremy Piven pulls the old “Don’t you know who I am?” ranting routine at a restaurant in Los Angeles throwing another log on the firey idea that he’s actually not that great an actor, that he’s actually exactly like his pushy, demanding, egotistical LA showbiz asshole character Ari Gold, on Entourage. [source]

Now that we know Anna Nicole’s death was more or less as expected, it’s time to focus obsessively on the death of her son (again) because otherwise there’d be a lull in the story between now and when we find out who the father of the kid is, who gets to keep the kid and – more importantly – how much money the kid is worth. That’s not going to be for a while and for the money they paid, Entertainment Tonight are simply not going to let the story die. It’s THEIR’S dammit. [source]

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