The Reluctant Whore

Celebrity Madness


American Idol producer, Nigel Lythgoe is the new Donald Trump for own show-hungry Rosie O'Donnell. [source]

Are we still surprised about the reactionary nature of Ann Coulter? She says “faggot” again like a kid throwing it’s toy on the ground and then screaming for it to be picked up again and then she makes a reference to how she can understand doctors being killed at abortion clinics which sounds suspiciously like a comment from Bill Maher on Bill O’Reilly Tuesday night. So now she's not even writing her own offensive remarks? [source]

ET drags the story onward and reports on Anna Nicole’s funeral afterparty by listing names of people who were at the prom after party styled event. [source]
No real mention of Virgie Arthur because she was more than likely hiding in the back, going through all the giftbags looking for free samples of under eye cream and intense treatment conditioner. Either way, she’s still plotting. [source] Another freak comes out of the woodwork to cash in on the Anna Nicole gravy train - this time from jail (where he has been for issuing terrorist threats to Anna, not unlike this most recent one: that a sex tape of Anna Nicole and he has been stolen. But, let's give him the benefit of the doubt, after all he's in prison and he is certifiably obsessive and they're no reason to doubt his integrity. [source]

If reports out of Brazil are true - and when has South America ever let us down? - New England Patriot Tom Brady has been busy racking up future debt and opportunities for other people to wrap him in life choking legal entanglement with the speed of a morosely stupid rabbit. Not only is his current girlfriend Giselle Bundchen more than likely pregnant – with no real clarification of that it’s hard to really make a point here but let’s just make up some hypotheticals and then judge the people involved anyway – his ex Bridget Moynahan has also claimed she is pregnant and that Brady is the father. Don’t they teach about how to avoid this kind of this in football hero school? [source]