Friday, March 30, 2007

Celebrity Madness

TMZ reported concern yesterday that the completely together woman who is currently starving herself (excluding multi-vitamins, water and those secret late night frosting inhalations that keep the tears at bay for a few hours) until Sanjaya Malakar is voted off American Idol had not updated her inane myspace blog and so they immediately speculated that she was dead. Because, everything is a potential news story even the absence of news. Today, it appears, she is not dead and she was quoted on her blog as saying “"It's [the attention from TMZ] is helping to get me through a rough time. Don't worry though, I'm still alive.". So, while she’s not dead, neither is Sanjaya’s chance at winning the entire thing. [source]

Britney and K Fed settle up with the divorce and it all seems fairly amicable. They share custody of the children and K-Fed gets a million dollars which of course was his entire point so his work here is, finally, done. [source]


Anonymous said...

I'm waiting for the Sanjaya film.

hanyaaaaay said...

i am so torn. i want Sanjaya (and the rest of American Idol)to just go away, but i also really want this woman to be severly injured by her own stupidity. Is there a way that i can have a win/win?