Tuesday, April 29, 2008

There’s nothing like a good macho sports hero fucks tranny scandal and if ever there was an icon of cultural machismo and alpha male entitlement, its Brazilian football star Ronaldo. He’s a modern day warrior hero and was brought up Catholic so his mother probably taught him he was a god. Gosh, guys like that are genius. They’re so pleasant and fun and they always know how to use the right silver ware in restaurants.

Turns out Ronaldo went out, picked up three tranny hookers and took them back to his hotel room. Not one, not two but THREE. After he did that and discovered the hookers were really men, according to the re-telling, he freaked out and offered them money to keep the whole thing quiet – around 600 dollars each. Two of the trannies accepted, one insisted on more. Andre(a) Luis Ribeiro Albertino, demanded £15,000 then she went and made a youtube video about what happened and showed the receipts she had for the transaction. She had receipts for being Ronaldo’s tranny hooker.


So, anyway, it’s really common for bricklayer type guys to go and hook up with trannies and professional footballers are just glorified bricklayers anyway. Who do we believe? The tranny hookers or the macho football hero. Here’s my favourite part of the article:

Police chief Carlos Augusto Nogueira Pinto said: "Ronaldo's testimony is more reliable. From zero to 10, I give his testimony a nine.

"He was very excited and wanted to go out and have fun, without the press knowing.
"Ronaldo said he is not good in the head and that he is going through psychological problems because of his recent surgery.

"But he committed no crime at all, it was immoral at best."

Right, so he was literally not to blame because he had had surgery even though he claimed he just didn’t know they were without vagine.

I would suggest that it’d be rather difficult for an acclaimed football star in Brazil to get in trouble over something like this. I mean, if Ronaldo were to suffer further disgrace then who would assist Brazil in winning at football? And if Brazil doesn’t win at football then what the hell does a bland assed Brazilian policeman have to live for?

Plus, my God, even a senile old war veteran could tell these hookers were really men. [source]

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