Friday, April 18, 2008

Ashlee Simpson went on the Today Show this morning to talk about the release of her new album which I’m now resentfully mentioning but then, that, it appears is the entire point.

When Matt Lauer asked her if she was pregnant she said in an admittedly sarcastic way, “Only Time will tell…” which is so annoying I want to puke.

It’s so clear at this point that the announcement of the wedding and the probably purposeful speculation over her pregnancy is all completely timed to bring attention to her and to make sure people then know about her new album and that basically makes two things clear.

One, she and Pete Wentz might actually be a lot smarter than we previously thought but actually that’s highly unlikely because her media pimp/beast father is really the one controlling his ludicrous remote control daughters.

And two, it seems that everyone involved is really aware of the fact that there was always going to be far more interest in a potential marriage and pregnancy than her actual music.

Plus, can I just say that she really looks and sounds like Charlotte York meets Tim Burton? Those pants coupled with that voice really make me want to stab my eyes out. The video is at the source link.

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