Friday, April 25, 2008

Ok, so Mariah Carey is about to arrive at the Empire State Building, just across the road fro my office. I'm going to go down and heckle.

There are all these people there waiting.

She apparently really fucked up on Good Morning America this morning so she'll be needy and insecure and violently angry. Just the way I love divas to be. Lets hope she's been drinking...

Here she is o Good Morning America this morning.

OMG - there's a guy shouting on a megaphone. I have to get down there...

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