Tuesday, April 01, 2008

All rational sources would suggest that there is no truth to the rumour that Johnny Depp will be the new face and er…groin of Trojan Condoms.

Even thought I know that there are press outlets that seriously do just completely make crap up to sell papers there’s a part of me that really doesn’t believe that the lies are ever just blatant, constructed deceit. Like, I just have so much difficulty believing that editorial staff literally sit around saying things like, “Hmmm, ok…Madonna - let’s say she’s a fat Satanist who is forcing her children to give blood for her demonic ceremonies…everyone ok with that? Great. Everyone ok with Turkish for lunch?”

In this case, it really seems like basically everyone involved had no idea about Johnny Depp being offered this multi million dollar deal with Trojan. Johnny Depp’s people had no idea, ok, fair enough, Trojan haven’t responded but probably only because they can’t be bothered.
God, it’s a boring ass news day. I have half a mind to just go see a movie. [source]

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