Wednesday, November 29, 2006

You know you're a god damned screwed up crack head when you're being chased by police for stealing and driving a car and, as you are attempting to get away from the police, you stop to smoke crack.
Because, ultimately, if you're in a stolen car you can always play the "But I just borrowed this from my friend Sam, I am just on my way to get milk" card and you might get away with it. Why stop and not only keep drugs on you but actually put them into your blodstream.

So, that's clearly stupid.
If you're able to pull that off and then keep going, having outrun the police after smoking crack to the extent that you can then stop for another crack break which you actually do - on a boat - the focus on who is failing in life shifts a little toward the police.

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