The Reluctant Whore

After settling on the idea that a penis implant would make up for all that awkwardness, 25 year old Blake Steidler chose a doctor who botched the surgery. In reaction to that, he did what anyone would do; he put together a mailbomb using items including black gunpowder, a carbon dioxide cartridge, a 9-volt battery, a model rocket engine igniter, and dental floss and posted it to the doctor and then, once he got home, immediately called the police to turn himself in. How many examples of failure and futility are in this story that we can list in one breath? That's right, nearly ALL types of failure.

And now Blake Steidler is going to jail for 4 years and 10 months.

So, essentially, what we have here is a tale that really just gets worse and worse but it's slightly funny because it involves a penis enlargement.