The Reluctant Whore

For those poor shivering, petrified children of the Swedish village of Molndal who have been confined to their houses; forced look longingly at the swingset swaying abandoned in the playground across the street as they eat their plates of steaming miniature yet culturally familiar meatballs because of a drunken elk/moose(there are about as many reports citing elk as there are moose) was roaming the streets in an enibriated jaunt, the sadness is finally over.

That emotionally complex drunk moose/elk finally died when it wandered onto some ice, fell through and drowned.