Wednesday, November 08, 2006

For anyone with a mindless deathwish brought on by emotional eating issues far too deep to ever really be dealt with properly (so why bother?), the Heart Attack Grill in Arizona has just thoughtfully launched the Quadruple Bypass burger which contains about 8000 calories.
Just to clarify and put that in some kind of perspective: that means you can eat for lunch what the FDA recommends you eat inclusively over 4 days.
The best part is when the restaurant spokesperson said, "You have to be a real man to dine here."
Apart from the fact that most people would more than likely agree that nowhere that serves an 8000 calorie ANYTHING includes the experience of "dining", you probably do need to be a real man to eat that burger.
Yeah, a real FAT man who just wants to maintain his collosal size and keep that pain at bay. Like a real man should.
"No tears boy. You clean that plate or mama's gon beat that lily ass o'yours..."

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