The Reluctant Whore

As everyone knows, the clearest way to register dissatisfaction with an enemy is to break into their home or perhaps just any property they own, bring with you literature which will offend them and scatter it around then finish off your protest by spray painting the genitals of their goats orange. There's really no away around making someone see that you're unhappy with them if you do that. The goats certainly were clear about it.

It's for this reason that there was no doubt that when Drew Gagnon, 37, of Mahopac, New York broke into the barn of Gail Fiero and performed this very ritual on Thanksgiving of all days, he was having difficulty explaining to Ms. Fiero that she had irritated him somehow. That much is certain.