Wednesday, November 01, 2006

So you're driving along a highway in Germany, keeping your mouth shut, minding your own business and suddenly 4000 pounds of severed pig heads rain down upon you from the truck in front.

While your first thought would obviously be, "I didn't know Peter Greenaway was directing a massed live production of Lord of the Flies" you second question might be: "Who are you if you're the person they call to clean up that mess? "

"Sorry, I can't talk, I'm driving a forklift in Germany trying to get 4000 pounds worth of pigs heads BACK into a truck."

Same old same old.

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