Apparently, Britney Spears isn't sure the universe saw enough of her vagina the first time so she graciously makes it available for inspection again.Danny de Vito goes on The View drunk after an all night drinking session with George Clooney and talks about how stupid George Bush is and what it's like to have sex in the White House.
People are giving a lot of thought to whether or not Prince William will marry his girlfriend of five years. It's interesting that a story can be built around virtually no progression in circumstances surrounding the two whatsoever.
Cruise Corp. and Katie Holmes buy a cottage in England within which to continue their charade of a marriage. Reports emerge that Katie was mysteriously unhappy after the wedding. Perhaps it was the fact that the best man came with them to the Maldives or maybe it was just malcontent with the fact that the entire thing is a complete publicity stunt. It's fun to speculate.
Less than six months after they marry, Pam Anderson and Kid Rock file for divorce. Sooner or later there won't be anyone left in that slightly aging rocker circle and it will start to feel icky. Ickier.
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