"Your wedding sounded cheap, nasty and tacky anyway, so we only ever considered you time wasters. Our marquees are for upper class clients which unfortunately you are not. Why don't you stay within your class level and buy something from payless plastics instead. Kindest Regards, Katrina."
Because when you're the office manager of a marquee rental company in New Zealand, there's very little else you can do to ascend the social and professional ladder so you can afford to be a little snippy when people waste your valued, upper class time.