Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Swedish children in the town of Molndal, Sweden have been afraid to go outside and play recently because of a drunk elk that has been terrorising the town. Apparently, it ate some fermented apples and just went crazy.

This is sort of similar to the story about the elephant in Russia that was thoughtfully fed a bucket of vodka to warm it up during the last chilly Russian Winter but it's so much better. After all, there are terrorised children involved and also the images that immediately and very naturally come to mind of course involve a staggering elk that is sweating and mumbling about alimony payments and vomiting in alley ways and it's difficult not to enjoy that.

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