Friday, November 17, 2006

A cafe in Cornwall has just taken a substantial step towards solidifying its status as a culturally subservient, celebrity mad den of mediocrity by displaying the half eaten leftovers of celebrities who eat there. Celebrities like Pete Doherty for example. Which means that customers might expect to see a plate containing food that has been aggitatedly pushed around a plate and not touched for several hours before being thrown at the wall, hitting Kate Moss in the face while in trajectory. That would explain a potential smeer of Christian Dior lipstick.

Every plate tells a story.

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