Tuesday, November 07, 2006

One pioneering doctor in Russia is now offering his patients the chance to have designer condoms made to their own specifications. The fabulous part about this story is the fact that there are people who are choosing to have "Kalashnikov guns drawn on them" because there's clearly nothing more calming and normal than a doctor helping someone to indulge their "gun as phallus" fantasy.

More romantic options than the weaponry includes the "venetian gondola" motif so you can relive that moment of floating through the tunnels in Venice over and over without the prohibitive costly airfare.

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