And the thing is, there's probably a reasonable explanation. Naked women are always in paddocks with horses doing unusual things. Maybe she was just rehearsing for a play. Or maybe she was a devotee of witchcraft, sorcery and the black arts.
At least, that's the story parents told their kids as they drove by the paddock while she was being booked. The kids probably all bought it too. All except for the eldest; he just went silent and kept to himself for the rest of the day.