Thursday, February 22, 2007

If you're thinking that Poland has nothing to offer besides bald hot gay porn stars, Auschwitz, potato dishes and 70 types of vodka, think again because the same school of thought that brought you the plans to turn Osama's hideout into a multi million dollar resort - despite the fact that people are still being killed regularly in that area (oh, stop being a pessimist) - comes a new tourist opportunity that is set to delight and enchant almost as much as it has relentlessly horrified.

Tours are currently being offered that give "tourists a chance to follow in the footsteps of CIA agents and terror suspects near an alleged US detention centre in Poland's lakeland -- which the authorities deny exists".

The authorities "deny it exists" roughly translates to "the blood on the walls still hasn't dried and we've yet to call in a cleaner" or, better yet, "we're still operating in here...get out..."

Come! Cycle and canoe near the very places that terror suspects were beaten within an inch of their lives by the US authorities! Eat lunch at our wonderful grill! Lucky visitors might even find an interrogation going on as they tour the facility. Spy on human rights abuses! Photograph your kids standing next to some live wire car battery torture devices!


Could you ask for any more of a vouch for authenticity? And, at the end of the day, authenticity is the main thing we're after. We want a genuine experience.

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