Monday, February 05, 2007

In what must be one of the most poetic and graceful births ...maybe ever...a woman gave birth on the floor of a casino in Atlantic City. If circumstances surrounding birth are any indication of what someone's life will be like, this kid's clearly been born into a winner of a family.

Genius line no doubt spoken through the nose in an entitlement laced bully-shriek while refusing to let go of her cup of quarters:

"A guard came over and said, 'Don't push,'" Thompson said. "I said, 'Forget you, this baby is coming right now!'"

While the article doesn't really say, it's safe to assume that she went back to playing the poker machines minutes after squirting that kid out, giving it a jumbo sized pixie stick and tossing it into the casino's day care ball room.

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