Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Page Six is reporting that good old worn out international whore of un-mystery and fading zeitgeist, Paris Hilton, was told she may not buy any more puppies by The Puppy Store on Melrose Avenue in LA. She went in to buy a puppy because she was going to be in a photoshoot and she wanted “to look cuter” but they knew the deal with Paris Hilton and puppies and refused to allow her to destroy the lives of any more puppies. I mean, look at the photo above. It's just fucking moron Hilton and a morass of fur. Confused, neglected, uncomfortable puppy fur.

Apparently, "She started screaming, 'I love my puppies! I want my baby!'" Page Six reports and you know, I feel a certain fulfillment over that. I like the idea that Paris Hilton was denied something on the basis of a general concern for life. Rumours have circulated for ages that she just gets puppies and then forgets about them and one of her housekeepers found a dead puppy in her closet and that is unacceptable. Maybe one day, a puppy will find Paris Hilton dead in a closet and then that karmic debt will be repayed.

But you know, dead Hilton aside, it’s good to have the old diseased whore back in the news. It’s turning out to be a week of old favourites with K-Fed getting some pointless award yesterday and now Hilton being denied puppies. It’s just like it was last year with relentless following of Hilton and Spears. Those were tiring days. There was so little difference in the story each day but you know, we still read about them.

Today is a good day because it’s a day when Paris Hilton told she may not gratify a mindless impulse. She’s probably at home crying to her mother and screeching abuse at her circle of friends and domestic staff but still, it’s good that she experienced that. [source]

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