Monday, March 24, 2008

Paris Hilton just went to South Africa with her current boyfriend Benji Madden from the band Good Charlotte – presumably so she could somehow alter her public image as the pointless physical embodiment of everything wrong with Western culture. She was seen hugging and smiling with African children at an orphanage.

Just as an aside, isn’t it weird that the two Madden brothers would hook up with Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie? It feels like the crystallization of several strains of viral base level culture all into one family. If the two couples got married then Paris and Nicole would actually be related by law and would possibly combine to garner enough power to have more of an impact. They would be a craptastic whore weapon/yogurt snack. But more of that some other time…

Incidentally, it’s frightening to me that my Microsoft Word spell check instantly capitalizes the word “Hilton” after I instinctively don’t use a capital H when writing it. It doesn’t do that to the word god but it does to Hilton.

Anyway, so the ex-zeitgeist was in South Africa and she was quoted as saying

“I love Africa in general — South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries.”

God, what a freaking pointless whore. See how she manages to upstage any real potential charity work she could have done in Africa by simply being alive and expressing herself? I mean, where did she freaking go? Who did she talk to? What are the issues facing those people? What is she doing about it? Who is she working with? Well, look, I have no idea but I do have confirmation that she’s a freaking idiot which is certainly new information and I’ll be sure to file that away for future use. [source]

1 comment:

Steve said...

She probably did those African children more harm than good. "You don't have parents to take care of you? Mine are always in the Swiss Alps, but I had a nanny...where are yours?"