Tuesday, September 30, 2008



MTV reports that Janet Jackson was involved in a tech rehearsal for a show in Montreal that forms a part of her tour and was apparently rushed to the hospital, the show was re-scheduled. Everyone is speculating about what it is that caused her to get so maniacally sick all of a sudden and everyone is convinced it’s serious.

My first reaction was simply that she realized how ludicrous and annoying it was to call her tour the “Rock Witchu” tour and fainted. She’s clearly been drugged by her people so it was easier for them to convince her to agree to the title. [source]

1 comment:

fiona peel said...

oh dear, i'd only heard the name and assumed it was a culinary reference. "Rockwich, ew" made perfect sense to me.