Monday, September 29, 2008

It’s taken a really long time for this to finally happen but it has now and I know I’m feeling a sense of completion: Adnan Ghalib is trying to sell a sex tape that features himself and Britney Spears, in Mexico, having sex for two hours.

"There is such a tape, but I won’t discuss prices for hypothetical enquiries.
"Unless there is a locked-in deal, I will go no further. I am not interested in selling out any other details about Britney.”

Two hours of sex involving an unhinged aging pop music lolita and a metrosexual opportunistic paparazzo sounds like a winning deal for anyone so I can understand why Ghalib would say things like that. I almost sent him twenty bucks in the mail myself until I really restrained myself. It’s good that he’s stated him limits when it comes to selling out the woman he took advantage of.

True, he is trying to sell a porn video involving her so he can profit. But, you have to admit, he’s not standing there with a gun to her head forcing her to fuck a mule at a party attended by European millionaires so comparatively, he could be a lot worse. In fact, I won’t be sending him twenty bucks, but I may send him a voucher for a free cupcake at Magnolia Bakery for being an upstanding example of integrity and for not being an example of everything that is wrong with pop culture. [source]

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