Thursday, November 29, 2007

What a fascinating career choice Tara Reid made when she signed on to host the Hooker’s Ball in Darwin Australia.

Honestly, is there anything more that can actually be said about this? Tara Reid, Hooker’s Ball, Darwin Australia. She’s on the way back up to the lower middle where she peaked.
Darwin, Australia in the MIDDLE of Summer is probably the only place on earth remote enough and made vague enough by the crippling desert heat to not notice that Tara Reid is not actually an A-List Hollywood star.

The hooker part won’t be a stretch, clearly. I mean, look at the legitimate actor photo they’ve used on the flier. She’s clearly interchangeable with Scarlett Johansen or Ann Hathaway with imagery like that. Hopefully she’ll wear a corset to cover up the wreckage that is her stomach and also hopefully she’ll wash off the filth so her stench doesn’t kill children.
Wow, what a story. [source]

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