Tuesday, November 20, 2007


Mollygood reports that Ashlee Simpson is all embarrassed that she was smoking outside Angels and Kings in the East Village and a photographer wanted to take her picture the other day. They quote her as saying:

“I don’t want my fans knowing I smoke!” she pleaded. “It’s so bad, but I just crave nicotine sometimes.”

And look, who really gives a shit at the end of the day but the overall thing with Ashlee Simpson is that she’s sort of like a full time version of how Paris Hilton acted in her interview with Larry King; she’s that patronizing pretty rope-in high school girl who is formulaically pleasant and yet, there isn’t really anything authentic or unique about her. Plus, you know that when she’s not in front of the press or the adults she’s a demanding, spoilt little bitch whore who is mean. She’s a freaking meanie, that’s what she is. A meanie. She’s lived in LA long enough to know to keep smiling no matter what though.


Well, ok, one unique thing about her is that she is apparently the only person dating Pete Wentz which could work in her favour. It seems to be the only thing getting her press at the moment because she hasn’t graced her “fans” with another album or even a song in how the hell long?
I don’t even know what I find her so grating. Ok, I think it’s because she had that kneejerk reaction to a photographer and assumed she had fans. She totally smokes too, this is such a typical story. It’s about the pretty girl all the parents think is so nice smoking behind the gymnasium at school. God, how tiresome. [source]

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