After the astonishingly bad and embarrassing interview she sort of half ass gave to Ryan Seacrest on LA radio yesterday as her album dropped (which can be heard here if you have the stomach for it), TMZ reports that Britney again wowed the public with her annoying inability to function by going out for Halloween dressed as some rancid slutty rocker chick. Again, insisting on wearing transparent mesh and figure hugging lycra. That alone should be grounds for indictment at the moment.
Her entourage Alli Sims and the vitally important moocher Sam Lufti were cleverly and subversively dressed as photographers from x17 and TMZ thus creating a deep social and personal commentary from Britney about how hellish her life is with the photographers following her every move yet all the while ensuring coverage of her exploits during the night; such a conflicting duality of motivations.
Ok look. Britney really is a God damned failure. I had this therapist who said that Elaine Stritch was totally inadequate as a woman and while I think he was utterly ludicrous, that phrase really applies here. Britney IS totally inadequate as a human, much less a woman. Talking about Britney’s issues always has to be prefaced by a certain understanding and empathy though in much the same way that you have to be really careful about what words you use when you talk about the troops. She’s unwell, she was exploited by her husband, she’s mentally unstable… and all because she, at one point, was the squeaky clean embodiment of American sexual desire. At a certain point, it gets repetitive and she’s just appalling.
She needs to wash her face, get off the fast food, get rid of her rancid assed friends and disappear. She’s needed to do that for a year. But wait, that’s right – she has an album that dropped yesterday. Oh ok – well, why not gear up for a national tour. It could be called the “”Dropped My Guts Tour” or some other crap. Actually, “Some other crap” works too. [source]
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