Friday, November 16, 2007


It seems pretty likely that Amy Winehouse did a bump of cocaine or was holding something in her hand that needed to enter her nose during a performance last night. The great thing about her is that while she’s on stage and there’s a huge sign behind her head that screams her name at everyone and she's really well lit, she still considers that it’s viable that she could take a bump and no one would notice.

Excellent way to weigh up the pros and cons of whether to do drugs at all let alone in a place where people would see.

Still, of course, the other option is that there is a family of newly hatched robins in her hair and she was merely delivering them with a menu of what they might like for dinner. Then she put something in her mouth, presumably millet, and began to nibble it to make it into a fine and palatable paste for those small hair residing birds. Excellent work, Winehouse. You’re a true asset to the bird community.

In other news about Winehouse, her tour manager just quit because he was getting sick from inhaling all the heroin smoke in the tour bus.

The interesting part about this is that even though she’s doing cocaine on stage and getting arrested in Norway for cannabis and her tour manager quit she’s still not getting as much crap as Britney Spears and Britney is only driving at night with her sunglasses on. That’s because Amy Winehouse ultimately benefits from being a drug addict because it gives her edgy clout whereas Britney was a polished little one dimensional product and now, any deviation from that is deemed unattractive failure. [source]

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