Thursday, November 15, 2007


For her 5th wedding anniversary to Freddie Prinze Jr, Sarah Michelle Gellar has changed her name to Sarah Michelle Prinze. It sort of makes sense in a way because has Sarah Michelle Gellar done anything of any non-eye roll worthy note since Buffy? Not that I can bothered to figure out about, no. Oh, ok. Let’s look at imdb.com …she’s got a couple of movies coming out that seem like they’ll rank right over there with the rest of her work and she did some stuff on the exhaustive attempt at cleverness that is “Robot Chicken”. I guess that’s edgy if not late night stoner humour.


Oh well, anyway, the point is that she’s changed her name now to Sarah Michelle Prinze for her married to Freddy Prinze Jr for 5 years. That’s what he gets for her time, he sort of gets her soul. He’s actually one of those really dull, entitled teen heart throb type guys who is so used to getting what they want that they don’t usually work too hard on their personality so giving up your soul to him has got to be a real walk in the park. I remember some Australian journalist asked him what he thought of living in Australia while filming Scooby Doo and he said something like, “I didn’t like the food.”

Hello what? You’re meant to be gracious and interesting not bitter and clueless.

So, in short, Gellar, or should I say Prinze will now be barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen most days, I can imagine, preparing her husband’s favourite meals each day hoping he will come home, notice and not beat her. It’s a good night when he just eats the roast beef and falls asleep in his chair holding one breast implant in his hand. Those are rare, quiet evenings for Sarah Michelle. They are the ones she longs for. [source]

1 comment:

Watermeloncholy said...

Where did you here that SMG can actually cook? From what I've read, she can't cook worth her life, FPJ's a trained chef and he's the one who does the cooking in their family.

There goes your barefoot and pregnant in the kitchen theory. And your entire nasty post actually.