Thursday, November 01, 2007

InTouch Weekly is reporting that Britney was blowing rails and had some guy do coke off her breasts the very same night that she lost custody of her boys. This is the case even though she passed her drug test the next day.

There are so many components here to follow. Was she depressed because her spawn was taken away? Was she indifferent? Did she do coke? How could she have done coke if she passed a drug test? InTouch even goes so far as to ask, “Did she cheat on her drug test?”

I thought they watched the urine flow out of your body in drug tests? God, what a bizarre job.

At this point, while the only thing Britney has really hard core cheated on is her alleged diet, she’s leading the way in irrational behavior anyway so it’s sort of only natural that the media would just follow suit and go completely apeshit in reporting every single tiny thing they hear without worrying about whether or not it could be true. I mean, what are some of the other rumours – Dlisted is reporting that Mario Cruz is not the father of the kid currently incubating inside Britney. Hello, what? Mario Cruz? He’s responding to a rumour that was apparently doing the rounds by squashing it and also, what kid? She’s got another kid? Who cares – lets just obsess and stew over everything. Hooray, something for America to cling to besides TV and religion.[source]

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